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Mutual Obligation Haikus

There have been some quality haikus so far in the Work For The Magnet programme. I�ll keep updating this page as they come in. If you want your full name on yours (or no name at all if the tinfoil hat�s not working) just contact the friendly Haiku Manager at 101 Uses For a John Howard.
Little jackboot johnny came to town
Said lissen up to wots goin down
Terror will be terrorised
Gavin
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i had one strange day
i saw john howard crowd surf
on a virgin flight
Kristy, QLD
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Kim John – ill make us -
power twins without respect
for rights we should trust
Alex
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Friend of James Packer
Some dollars from my backer
To make many more
Tony, QLD
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Sick of your lies, John
Bigotry, racism, hate
Whose values are these?
Tamara, WA
****
Howards bright vision
A new-clear-decision
god help my children
Beau, QLD
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honest lil’ johnny
dropped us all in the dunny
lies buzzing like fliesTheo, VIC****

Money flows freely
and promise of more to come
It�s election year�

Nick, NSW

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Ineffectual PM
No-ones trendsetter
Like chewing gum on your boot

Janet, Victoria

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Honest John�s Aussie
values make me proud to be
UnAustralian.

Kiah, NSW

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John Howard
the lil monkey
fears the terror
that is coming
but not the sun terror
from the sky that keeps shining

Con of no fixed abode (send me an address and I�ll send the magnets, Con)

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johnny wonny woo
how we do love you keeping
us safe from ngoai* poo

* ngoai – vietnamese for external, overseas, foreign, outsider etc.
had to revert to that – no room for �nasty raghead terrorist sorts�

Bruce, ACT (Bruce is currently leading the competition for Most Pretentious Use Of A Foreign Word)

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October 1, 2006 at 2:13 pm
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6 Responses

  1. A heap of schizer
    How like honest Johnny’s prom-
    ises-turned-lies are

    Meredith Mandile — October 4, 2006 @ 2:42 pm —

  2. The land of Milk and Honey
    with 25 nuclear power stations
    will be more like a dunny.

    Gerry NSW — November 22, 2006 @ 4:20 am —

  3. Little Johnny Coward
    Of small man syndrome
    Kicks the poor when they’re down
    Ugliness his home

    ex_liberal_voter — December 14, 2006 @ 11:10 pm —

  4. John Winston will drown
    Drown in the sea of his lies
    Election dreaming

    pattipatpat — November 6, 2007 @ 4:46 am —



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