There have been some quality haikus so far in the Work For The Magnet programme. I�ll keep updating this page as they come in. If you want your full name on yours (or no name at all if the tinfoil hat�s not working) just contact the friendly Haiku Manager at 101 Uses For a John Howard.
Little jackboot johnny came to town
Said lissen up to wots goin down
Terror will be terrorised
Said lissen up to wots goin down
Terror will be terrorised
Gavin
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i had one strange day
i saw john howard crowd surf
on a virgin flight
i saw john howard crowd surf
on a virgin flight
Kristy, QLD
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Kim John - ill make us -
power twins without respect
for rights we should trust
power twins without respect
for rights we should trust
Alex
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Friend of James Packer
Some dollars from my backer
To make many more
Some dollars from my backer
To make many more
Tony, QLD
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Sick of your lies, John
Bigotry, racism, hate
Whose values are these?
Bigotry, racism, hate
Whose values are these?
Tamara, WA
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Howards bright vision
A new-clear-decision
god help my children
A new-clear-decision
god help my children
Beau, QLD
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honest lil’ johnnydropped us all in the dunny
lies buzzing like fliesTheo, VIC****
Money flows freely
and promise of more to come
It�s election year�
Nick, NSW
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Ineffectual PM
No-ones trendsetter
Like chewing gum on your boot
Janet, Victoria
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Honest John�s Aussie
values make me proud to be
UnAustralian.
Kiah, NSW
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John Howard
the lil monkey
fears the terror
that is coming
but not the sun terror
from the sky that keeps shining
Con of no fixed abode (send me an address and I�ll send the magnets, Con)
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johnny wonny woo
how we do love you keeping
us safe from ngoai* poo
* ngoai - vietnamese for external, overseas, foreign, outsider etc.
had to revert to that - no room for �nasty raghead terrorist sorts�
Bruce, ACT (Bruce is currently leading the competition for Most Pretentious Use Of A Foreign Word)
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