Monthly Archives November 2007

The book!

The book will be available for purchase on Monday 12th of November by Paypal on this site. Please don’t attempt to buy it until I announce it’s ready as I’m still ironing out the shopping cart! If you’ve got any questions, contact me.
Until then, enjoy the website.
Jon

#93: Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
John Howard.
Sure, when it comes to pretty much any topic, a sudden reversal of direction wouldn’t cause a single eyelid to bat, but on the subject of indigenous reconciliation, you’d have to say that until quite recently, John Howard had all the direction-changing power of a [...]

#92: Elect vessel

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but for a sect of religious homophobes, the Exclusive Brethren have what could only be described as an extremely gay name, evoking images of rugby change-room frolics, dressing up in women’s clothing and free entry to the best gay nightclubs.
Fortunately, we at 101 Uses For A John Howard [...]

#91: Lert

A lert is a small, furry marsupial endemic to the urban areas of Australia. It is considered to be endangered, but zoologists suspect it is just extremely shy, spending most of its time hiding under rocks dialling the emergency terrorist hotline.
Contrary to popular belief, the lert has very few predators in Australia and the most [...]

The book of the blog…

It’s true, the book that we said was never ever going to be published is coming soon.
The hard-working True Austrayans at 101 Johnny Central have been swayed by the dodgy polls and have been blessed with historically high 100% 24 hour a day employment, battling away getting the book of the blog ready before the [...]