101 uses is a long time in politics. When the first use was posted on this blog on 6/6/06 (read into that what you will) it seemed the little guy would be here forever. Now, while I’m sure we all hope he’ll be hanging onto the keys to Kirribilli House for another 101 uses, there’s a fleeting possibility this blog, or in fact, the book may become a valuable research tool in the cold light of Sunday morning.
To celebrate his career, win or lose, here’s a little trip down memory lane courtesy of youtube, a medium it’s clear that John Howard made his own during this election campaign.
…and while you’re at it, buy the damn book, which contains 10% GST extra uses for which contains 10 extra uses for GST including uses for Peter Costello, Tony Abbott, Brendan Nelson, Philip Ruddock, Kevin Andrews, Mark Vaile, Helen Coonan, Joe Hockey, Malcolm Turnbull and Alexander Downer.
If you already have bought a book, buy a few more for Christmas presents or I bloody well won’t bother doing 101 Uses for Kevin Rudd and that will probably trigger the downfall of democracy as we know it, so don’t take the risk.
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Funny thing is, that it has been raining most of the week, here in Wollongong. But today it is sunny, which when you consider that he is now sitting in Kirribilli having a sulk (it is Sunday 25th) you can now see that any supposition that the sun shone out of that little bastard’s arse is totally in error
I expect Krudd to pardon David Hicks, and actually say the “S” word to a certain group of people, or do I hope for too much??
Posted 25 Nov 2007 at 11:51 am ¶Jon, thanks so very much for the comic relief. There have been days when HoWARd was inflicting his ideology on those least able to bear it when a ‘101 uses’ toon truly was the last thread of sanity left.
But as of this writing, we have in fact not quite flushed the unflushable turd- instead, we’re left lingering with a skidmark that Maxine hasn’t quite scrubbed clean. I’ll be sending her a good stiff brush and a 44 gallon drum of some really evil, industrial-strength sanitising cleaner.
Posted 26 Nov 2007 at 5:28 am ¶Post a Comment