The sky is falling! The sky is falling! The skyyyy is faaaaalliiiiiinnnng! Seriously! I really mean it this time!
The world would be a dangerous place without fear. For example, just imagine the terrifying carnage on the roads without all those terrifying road safety ads showing us all the carnage on the roads. Or those “wombats next 5km” signs. Just imagine if you weren’t warned about all those bloody wombats. Shambles is the only word to describe it.
John “Chicken Little” Howard’s key goal as Prime Minister has been to keep us as relaxed, comfortable and scared shitless. While some might see a contradiction in the above strategy, that’s only because their senses have been dulled by their excessive latte intake.
Originally struck on the head by a spanner while pecking around a poorly maintained building site, John became convinced that the sky was falling due to an evil plot perpetrated by the union bosses of the Builders Labourers Federation and subsequently uncovered links to an evil cabal including the ACTU, boat people, the unemployed. single mothers, homosexuals, and of course, terrorists.
Some latte-addled members of the so-called elites even go so far to suggest that John is more “boy who cried wolf” than diminutive chicken, but that slanderous untruth is belied by Joe Hockey who recently pointed out that Liberal fear campaigns are based on fact whereas the Labor fear campaigns are complete fabrications, which should be bloody terrifying.
…with any luck.
I think you are “Kudelka” that posted this rubbish, Every losser tries to think-up somethink stupid about John Howard, Kevin Rudd tells ,rubbish all the time, Like his Mother being Evicted with her four childeren when Kevin Father, Bert, died after a Car Accident, Yes it was hard for Kevin Mother, But why LIE about, particularally when the Farmer helped with “Free Rent” and the community of Eumundi did so much for nearly 12 months: Funny how Kevin Rudd & Wayne Swan did so well under Joh Bjeilke-Petersen school system at Nambour High; Then Kevin Rudd Stuffed-Up many good Queensland institutions when Chief of Staff in Wayne Goss Government, Good young people come from Nambour High, So Why do Rudd & Swan “Gild The Lilley) all the time, Mark Latham has some rough edges, but Latham is far more Honest than Rudd has shown “Kudelka” Get A LIVE, maybe you are waiting for Gough Whitlam Ideology to return, Jim Cairns said “if you dont want to work the State will look after you” John Howard has given all of us an oppertunity:
Phillip
Nice try, Maureen. I’d know that masterful turn of phrase anywhere.