Apologies for the erroneous posting earlier in the day. Madness has ensued, and production of the book of the blog is underway and the wrong button got pressed. Anyway, please enjoy use number 89…
Personally, I can’t get enough information from the government. As I’m flicking the junk mail into the recycling, changing the channel on the plasma and not listening to commercial radio, I get a warm inner glow thinking how my taxes are saving countless members of the advertising industry from substance withdrawal symptoms, rather than being wasted on frivolities such as hospitals and schools.
In fact, the only person who really suffers from this setup is John Howard himself. As a conservative politician and thus a natural advocate of small government, it must pain him greatly to be forced to spend taxpayers’ money on what could possibly be characterised by the ill-informed as a wasteful exercise in self-promotion by a bloated and corrupt bureaucracy.
Fortunately, the 101 Uses Teeny Tiny Government Think Tank has come up with a better way of keeping the electorate informed. Just dial the 1900 number provided and John or one of his horny cabinet ministers will tell you everything you want to hear and at $50 a minute (mobiles extra) this user-pays service means that not only will you be a well-informed citizen, you’ll also be helping out the budget bottom line.
Send me info when the book is available.
Hello Set your computer ahead one hour.
Don’t ask me how it’s done.Da No.
That picture is extremely disturbing. Otherwise, enjoying the last few uses! Looks like you’ll be on track to finish on election day!