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Monthly Archives June 2007

#73: Magic Carpet

Put yourself in an asylum seeker’s shoes for a moment. You’ve been stuck in a stinking, tedious hellhole for years on end, you’re running with a gang of murderous thugs who’d stab you in the back as soon as shake your hand, you’re forced to lock up innocent children and their families for years on [...]

Posted 22 June 2007 † kudelka § Uses for a John Howard ‡ Comments (2) °

#72: Fossil

For millions of years, John Howard roamed the earth, then, tragically, the times stopped suiting him. Some say it was a small, neat meteorite that finally killed him off, others suggest that after all that time he simply ran out of places to bury his dung, however it is certain that a change in the [...]

Posted 08 June 2007 † kudelka § Uses for a John Howard ‡ Comments (9) °