Often accused of being stuck in the 1950s, it turns out our PM is actually inhabiting the Stone Age. While you could be forgiven for thinking this has something to do with his approach to broadband internet, the clue is actually in his pet, Bill “Dino” Heffernan.
Whilst some of the larger dinosaurs were thought to have a second brain located in their backsides for controlling their nether regions, scientists have ascertained that the Heffasaurus is quite unique in having its entire body controlled from its arse.
Although it’s impossible to keep the Heffasaurus from occasionally pissing on the carpet and biting anyone it doesn’t like the look of, it makes a useful and extremely loyal pet. Its semi-domestication is thought to be the key to its avoiding extinction, though some scientists say that its hide is so thick that even a direct strike from a meteorite would only do superficial damage.
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