Under the new WorkChoices legislation, the Easter bunny’s been sacked and rehired as rabbit stew in exchange for not having to work on a public holiday. Fortunately, John “Bunny” Howard has volunteered to fill the breach.
To enhance efficiency, Easter eggs will henceforth be distributed during election years and only in marginal electorates. Not only will swinging voters get a well-timed burst of sweetness, but changing from prime minister to Easter bunny will boost John’s credibility by at least 20%. Non-core eggs only.
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