Yes, we’re up to number 69, and if you were expecting something tasteful then you really shouldn’t be reading this blog at all.
In this country, there is a rather unpleasant group of people labelled “Howard Haters”, comprising all those elitist, latte-sipping, limp-wristed, bleeding heart, sexually deviant terrorists who don’t wholeheartedly subscribe to the manner in [...]
Under the new WorkChoices legislation, the Easter bunny’s been sacked and rehired as rabbit stew in exchange for not having to work on a public holiday. Fortunately, John “Bunny” Howard has volunteered to fill the breach.
To enhance efficiency, Easter eggs will henceforth be distributed during election years and only in marginal electorates. Not only will [...]
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go… until that deep green zealot Nicholas Stern spoils our fun just because the climate’s going to warm up a bit. You’d think he’d appreciate a few extra degrees on the thermometer while he’s lazing around on the beach all day, though admittedly there don’t seem [...]
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