You can get it coalitionin’ you can get it bein’ willin’ you can get it commentin’ on US domestic politics…
Any chap old enough to work up a thirst for a Big Cold Beer knows the embarrassment of an inappropriate erection rearing up at the wrong place at the wrong time for all the wrong reasons.
That pretty much sums up Little Johnny’s (and the “little’s” merely a guess) adventure in Iraq. Nobody knows exactly why Australian troops are over there or what to do with them and we’d quite like to discreetly shift them somewhere a little less conspicuous where they might actually be doing something useful, but everyone’s too embarrassed to acknowledge the problem which belligerantly refuses to go away.
…and speaking of conflicts which Australia has absolutely reason to be involved in, John’s decided to launch a pre-emptive strike on Barack Obama, a potential Democrat candidate for the next US Presidential election. Having essentially said that a vote for Obama is a vote for Al Qaeda, possibly due to mishearing “Obama”, our PM has yet again strengthened our relationship with our most important military ally, just as long as the next president isn’t in fact Barack Obama, in which case the sharp application of a cold spoon may well be in order.
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Hi there.
You might be interested in this “little” blog posting re tour “Prime Miniscule”.
http://thebodypoliticisill.blogspot.com/2007/02/john-howard-our-prime-miniscule.html
Posted 11 Feb 2007 at 11:31 pm ¶OMG! that has taken me places I just don’t need to go …especially when its involves John Howard. Yet again little Johnny shows his “sucking” skills for Dubya…(err more bad imagery I don’t need at this time of the day) in his attack on Barack Obama. Keep up the fanatastic work- it’s a nice distraction to visit this site and see what gems you have come up with.
Posted 12 Feb 2007 at 9:01 am ¶lmfao that is the funniest thing i have ever seen. You’ve done it again mate Damn i love your sense of humour
although the mental images that follow this are enough to scar me 4 life 
Posted 12 Feb 2007 at 10:13 am ¶Know the feeling.
Posted 13 Feb 2007 at 3:56 am ¶From pinyata to penis,
fart to phalus and everywhere in between, there is nobody so inept,
nobody so jammy as a PM looking like Mr Sheen.
For those tough polishing jobs, with the fresh hint of BS, Mr Sheen does the lot
Posted 13 Feb 2007 at 5:17 pm ¶This has to be one of the funniest on the site so far. Well done.
I want to explain something but first, I did not agree with going into the middle east, I believe we should have left them alone but something that is important for us all to know is why we are there NOW:
We started something by overthrowing the then Iraq government. The problem with doing this, especially in the middle east is it makes enemies. Just think if some country came in to Australia overthrows the government here (some of us probably like the idea
but seriously, most of us would be pissed with someone meddling.
So now we have a situation where there are relatively large pockets of people that are defending their country and are fighting. This is not going to stop.
What do you think will happen to Iraq if the US/UK/AU troops leave now? What will happen to the everyday people of Iraq? The ones like you and your family?
The other thing to ask is what are Australians actually doing there? I’ll give you a clue, it’s things like providing air traffic control for their airports and many more things non-military.
All I’m asking is that you just ask ourselves what is really right NOW for Australia to be doing, before we put to much pressure to do what could be the wrong thing again.
And also don’t stop being happy. I reckon we’re damn lucky where we live. Look at the alternatives.
Keep the comics coming. They are funny.
Posted 14 Feb 2007 at 7:23 am ¶We may have something that could help with Howard’s pesky (& un-doubtably little) problem.
Posted 20 Jul 2007 at 12:27 pm ¶Johnny Cumrags.
Your pictures are simply beautiful - thanks for giving a toss
If we could use the phallic immagery once more. Sometimes rude images go through my head along the lines of: If the current world leaders assumed a phallic phorm Clinton would be a rampant schlong, Blair a neat hairless thing, rigid but useful, Chavez a somewhat hairsute donger, (add other leaders here) and johhny would be portrayed as a poor insipid, wrinkly, barely concealed by the bush, badly circumcised, pustuliferous flacidity.
Posted 08 Aug 2007 at 3:11 pm ¶haha what a micro little ………… any way this shows his tru colors
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