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Monthly Archives February 2007

#64: Quail

Quail, puny mortals! Or at least, quail, puny quails, or anybody who looks a bit like a quail, for Dick Cheney cometh.
While he might sound a bit like a particularly unpleasant piece of bondage equipment, Dick Cheney is in fact the Vice President of the United States of America and as such is required by [...]

Posted 21 February 2007 † kudelka § Uses for a John Howard ‡ Comments (3) °

#63: Lemon

I love the smell of citrus in the morning, and one thing you can say about Australia is that it’s got some of the the freshest citrus-scented military hardware on the planet. Much has been made of the importance of our alliance with the United States and this is mainly due to the fact that [...]

Posted 16 February 2007 † kudelka § Uses for a John Howard ‡ Comments (4) °

#62: Inappropriate erection

You can get it coalitionin’ you can get it bein’ willin’ you can get it commentin’ on US domestic politics…
Any chap old enough to work up a thirst for a Big Cold Beer knows the embarrassment of an inappropriate erection rearing up at the wrong place at the wrong time for all the wrong reasons.
That [...]

Posted 11 February 2007 † kudelka § Uses for a John Howard ‡ Comments (9) °

#61: Fart in an elevator

After ten years in power, any Prime Minister’s going to start getting a bit on the nose and I strongly suspect people are starting to take the stairs more often at Parliament House these days. A recent poll asking whether voters would prefer to be trapped in an elevator with John Howard or be locked [...]

Posted 07 February 2007 † kudelka § Uses for a John Howard ‡ Comments (4) °