It looks like Pauline’s back and just in the nick of time. Johnny’s ageing government is getting back its unofficial Minister For Australians Who Don’t Like To Be Called Bigots just in time for the next federal election. Hopefully she’ll be able to inject some new policy directions and with his trusty Pauline-to-English dictionary, Johnny will be dog-whistling up a storm just like old times.
However, 2007 is still going to be a tricky election year. Having gone windbag, invisible man, lunatic and recycled windbag as opposition leaders, the ALP have finally decided that it takes a nerd to beat a nerd.
Rather than just stealing all Pauline’s policies like last time, John needs to create some visual differentiation and actually become Pauline. A quick makeover involving a fright wig, a makeup trowel, a crimplene wardrobe and a reasonably firm blow to the head should do the trick.
So, you’re in here, gusface, making trouble as usual, stirring up racists and zenophobes, cinophobes, xylophones? Anyway, it’s just not on. Come out of there, young man – you are going to get the pumbling of your life!
oh pattipat to be young man again why i can well remember those days with my favourite girl by my side as i sang ‘im a lumber jack and im ok, i dont know about asians and what the hells gay?”
but then pattipat the jibba-jabbing started and well you know the rest-
and so as part of my aversion therapy i must commune with my nemesis to gain redemption from eternal damnation and endless jibba-jabbing
Is this be good idea to poke those things at Ms Hansons. Maybe she get angy and tell gorgeous and beautiful man Howards. Then we all be in big trouble, plento. Mine thinks not to say “hanson” in puclics places is good thing to do so as not to open can of squirms.
lol
Oh well, if you feel that’s your fate, gusface, needs must as the devil drives – or something. God speed you on your unholy work, old fellow, you have a lot of work to do. Don’t break anything in the process.
Hanson cites Bible urination as reason to stop immigration
now pauline this is disgusting letting your dirty laundry air on national tv and after everything maureen and i have done you go and relive your time with david and then confuses it with your koran studies classes (high distinction)
i think pauline needs the pumbling now
Hey gusface, Gee that name suits you. How dare you place my name in your message. I am 100% for Pauline and I am talking to her only, do not mention my name again on this site. Also do you think you could possibly talk english or Australian instead of the jibber you message or go back to where you came from until you can
Pauline did a good job speaking out about the Aliens invading our humble lifestyle.
Thanks to Howard, i have to work with non english speaking new australians.
How the f**k did they pass the imigration test and how the f**k did they get a job before my best mate did??
maushine (oops i put your name on this site) what exactly is australian or english maybe you mean englisee or austrainem
i just dont know
ps maushine (oops i mentioned your name again) doesnt sound like a very australian name to me are you one of those who infiltrated pauline from within but really where from overseas
pps i asked mum if i could go back where i came from and she just clipped me around the ear-maybe i can ask yours?
she should have clipped you harder arshole.
mine isn’t around anymore f————-off
Pauline hanson… just a loud mouth ugly racist bitch with a lot of useless opinions. No wonder why Oldfield denied sleeping with her in motel. She’s cheap and trashy and nevertheless a shameful image of a wonderfully multicultural society. Looks like we asians and immigrants wont be going no where for a long time, so suck it up eh? she should really go back to cooking chips and fish, but with a scandalous reputation, hence jail sentence , i wouldnt trust her cooking my chips either.
maushine and dam2good
LOL – didnt your mother taught you a thing or two about morals? perphaps the immigrants needs to make a living to support their families, whether they know how to speak english or not, eventually they’ll learn. No body needs to be told to go back to their country, if so.. do go back to your convict boats and give the land back to the aboriginal people. Immigrants atleast got here without guns and weapon, diseases and all other shit that was on the convict boats, then claiming that it is their land,hence going around raping indigenous children and taking their children away from their parents.Imigrants got here as a means of survival from war, poverty and so forth. You racist bitches who call yourself ‘authentic australians’ but discriminate should take a class in tolerance, acceptance and appreciation of various cultures.
hey maushine
“what is clipping your harder arsehole”
is this more paulinespeak
please explain
watever
interesting what you wrote about Pauline and Davie, is that what she meant about genital mutilation, did her falsies have a loose wire?
Hey, gooseface what happened to our DNA
test. I see it’s been deleted from the site
I think maushine’s coming on to you, gusface.
maushine
or should i say moonshine
the DNA test is only for the true Paulineites and was until recently available on her site ….problem was getting the samples into the modem
from now on send the samples (used undies preferred )
to
The Erected Vessel
c/- Kirribilli House
Att: Saint Pauline
ps mark package as liberal party policy statement to ensure quicker processing
give my love to all at FF