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Monthly Archives November 2006

#58: Shrubbery

ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!…
ARTHUR: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say ‘ni’ again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want… a [...]

Posted 22 November 2006 † kudelka § Uses for a John Howard ‡ Comments (7) °

#57: Carrier pigeon

Telstra will soon be snapped up by mums and dads of Australia eager to purchase the last chunk of an asset they already owned. Finally, Telstra will be free of government control and be able to use its powers for good rather than evil.
Soon a high-speed network of carrier pigeons will be rolled out to [...]

Posted 21 November 2006 † kudelka § Uses for a John Howard ‡ Comments (3) °

#56: Tuckshop lady

At first glance spending $90 million to put a chaplain in every state school might seem like a lot of money. This is until you realise that by incorporating godbotherers into our hitherto godless government educational institutions, the Prime Minister has saved us the millions of taxpayer dollars that were previously spent funding religious private [...]

Posted 03 November 2006 † kudelka § Uses for a John Howard ‡ Comments (10) °