Two things can be said for crash test dummies:
1. They won’t cut and run.
2. They’ll stay the course.
Dummies are also damn near indestructible, which is just as well because staying the course generally results in an almighty bingle, though it seems that the Australian version is considerably harder-wearing than the UK and US versions.
Luckily for the dummy, the consequences of failing to cut and run, or even just tapping the brakes, are not the dummy’s problem, as it’s not actually in control of the vehicle.
Now, some may say that strapping yourself into a tank and driving full-throttle at a brick wall is no way to run a country, but in John’s defence, the tank has probably been purchased at a fair price from our close allies the United States, so most likely won’t make it all the way to the wall without breaking down.
twiddle dee tweedle dum
pasify iraq has come undone
now the marriage is faced with divorce
no longer spruke ‘stay the course’
maybe we stayed just a bit too long
now everything’s sideways and going wrong
let’s just say ‘well we woulda won’
when the others get elected and cut n run
“when the rich wage war its the poor that die”