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#53: Blind Freddy

John Howard blind Freddy

Kim Jong-il: mad as a bucket of worms, atrocious haircut, silly suit, despot, owner of weapons of mass destruction. Tick the boxes, fire up the bat-signal, it’s time for the caped crusaders of the Coalition of the Willing to ride again.

You’d think.

Funnily enough, there has been very little talk of pre-emptive strikes, apart from Mister Kim who seems to be a little put out that people haven’t been paying enough attention to him lately. The uncharitable might suggest that there’s a difference between beating up on someone who you’re only pretending has WMD and somebody who’s just set off their own thermonuclear device, but I prefer to subscribe to the theory that Blind Freddy just hasn’t noticed yet.

After all, when it comes to intelligence, you just can’t get good help these days.

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