The unemployed: dole bludgers, job snobs, malingering parasites or just plain lazy? These days, the government has made taking the bins out enough to get you defined as a member of the workforce, so there’s really no bloody excuse whatsoever.
Much has been made of solving the problem of the welfare trap which essentially makes unemployment [...]
Two things can be said for crash test dummies:
1. They won’t cut and run.
2. They’ll stay the course.
Dummies are also damn near indestructible, which is just as well because staying the course generally results in an almighty bingle, though it seems that the Australian version is considerably harder-wearing than the UK and US versions.
Luckily for [...]
Kim Jong-il: mad as a bucket of worms, atrocious haircut, silly suit, despot, owner of weapons of mass destruction. Tick the boxes, fire up the bat-signal, it’s time for the caped crusaders of the Coalition of the Willing to ride again.
You’d think.
Funnily enough, there has been very little talk of pre-emptive strikes, apart from Mister [...]
As George W’s grandma always used to say: “It’s only funny until somebody loses an eye!” After which it is officially classified as torture, unless the people removing the eye do it humanely and really really think you’re a terrorist.
Proud Amnesty Internation badge wearer Philip Ruddock has correctly pooh-poohed the idea that sleep deprivation is [...]
Hi chaps - if you don’t want your full name to appear on your comments, the easiest way to pull this off will be to not put your full name in the “name” section of the comments field.
Your email address will not be published or passed on as stated, but for the rest, what you [...]
Officially he’s George W’s Man Of Steel, but in recently declassified CIA documents, his codename is actually the Man Of Fungus. Admittedly the discrepancy could simply be due to George getting his words a bit muddled, but apparently that’s for him to know and us to find out.
When it comes to being kept in the [...]
There have been some quality haikus so far in the Work For The Magnet programme. I’ll keep updating this page as they come in.
Take a look here.
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