Official studies have shown that there will be more casualties caused by nervous flatulence and terror-induced eructation in this country than will ever be caused by direct terror attack.
To celebrate the 50th Use of a John Howard, we at John Howard Central Command have commissioned a special edition Anti-Indigestion Fridge Magnet to protect against any reflux induced by the War On Terror1.
To receive one magnet, simply send us your address in the contact form below and we’ll post one out, free of charge (sorry – postage inside Australia only as we have to protect our borders).
If you want two magnets, the principle of Mutual Obligation requires you to write a haiku extolling the virtues of the John Howard as well as sending your address. Most amusing efforts to be stuck up for all to savour.
There are only 101 magnets to give away, so don’t get too comfortable and relaxed until you’ve secured your fridge’s future.
More information regarding the haiku can be found here, but as mutual obligation essentially involves busy work, feel free to do a half-arsed job.
1Magnets are only to be placed on fridges that have been certified free from terrorists and WMD by a Federally Certified Fridge Inspector.
Peter Costello should buy John Howard a well oiled hair piece[to match Kim Jon Il\'s] and some slippery highly polished shoes!
So when he assumes the position behind the King of the World[GEORGE the second]
woops– George. W.
A slight nudge might mean a vanishing JOHN, or, turn one last kiss into a constipated George W. leaving the deputies [well George\'s govenor of Australia] alternately known as the prime ministership available!!!
a pair of chopsticks
evil miso soup defies them
george and johnny
John Howard, teller of tales,fantasies to fit the occasion,fabulous fables to fool the masses,the truth twisted, illusions performed.
Johnny’s qualifications for work after politics!
John Howard PM to 2020
Small grasshopper
More of man than
Little Johnnie
where is the person
who can help me survive
this all enveloping tide?
Introduction to the letter “H”
“H” is for House,
“H” is for Howard,
And “H” is for Hitler.
Go Johnny…..Your are all we’ve got!
a war on terror
should be war on wars
war is terror
ha ha what a tool