If you’ve got something that needs dividing and conquering, we at 101 Johnnys have just the tool. Pictured here helping to neaten up a Tasmanian old-growth forest, the John Howard Wedge can be used to split pretty much anything, from splitting asylum seekers from their rights under the United Nations Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees, to splitting an atom of uranium inside the ALP, causing an immediate meltdown.
Gay marriage, race, national security, the environment - anything can be divided neatly into bite-sized indigestible chunks and served piping hot just before an election. Hors d’oeuvres anyone?
Thanks to Keith Kube for an assist on this one.
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“an assist”?! Hate to say it, Jon, but you’re sounding frightfully like a bureaucrat… You’re forgiven, though, because you are so funny.
Posted 30 Jul 2006 at 1:29 pm ¶Yeah, that was a bit crap actually. I always secretly wanted to be a bureaucrat, but my filing’s not up to it.
It was a mealy-mouthed attempt to shark all the credit, but I’ve been sprung. Sorry Keith, if somebody’s going to gaol for sedition, you’re taking the rap, mate.
Posted 30 Jul 2006 at 6:29 pm ¶fuck you john and da horse you rode on biaaach!!!!
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