Got something to say but can’t quite find the words that don’t make you look like an inbred, pointy-headed, frothy-mouthed racist? That’s what the John Howard dog whistle’s for! You can blow it until your face is as red as your neck and the only people who will hear the dulcet tones emanating from the PM’s arse are other right-thinking sons-of-bitches just like yourself.
People in this country can finally be relaxed and comfortable about their xenophobia. Ordinary Australians can’t help being racist bigots any more than the so-called “Australians” lounging lazily on the docks of Beirut can help being unAustralian dual-passport-owning traitorous card-carrying members of Hezbollah who really deserve everything they get, up to and including an Israeli missile up the clacker rather than wasting taxpayer’s…
Oh, sorry….hang on…
Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Ah ha ha…love it …keep ‘m comin’!!!
You’ve mastered Johnny’s tradmark smugness. Brilliant stuff.
I had a similar take but in the Flutesque style, which is great for people who can’t draw.