Due process? We don’t need no steenkin due process! The terrorists want to destroy our way of life and the only way to thwart them is by getting in first. Judges can’t be trusted to uphold the values of Western Civilisation, except the bit about an independent judiciary and that’s just self-serving unrepresentative left-wing crap.
Judge Johnny in a severe black robe with a hint a lace around the cleavage for that frisson of raunch is the perfect combination of politics, jurisprudence and the media. Finer points of law could be decided by viewer SMS or by crossing live by satellite to George for clarification.
If there were some way of incorporating the church (perhaps a short sermon before the ad break) we’d finally have a democracy worth exporting, and selling the format rights for a reality TV franchise would be a lot more lucrative than all that mucking around with pre-emptive strikes and paying writers to make stuff up about WMDs.
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While little Johnny looks suitably gorgeous in his dress .. sorry, robes, I reckon you could substitute him with Peter Debnam or Morris Iemma without noticing the difference. The DPP said what?
Posted 04 Jul 2006 at 11:14 pm ¶Post a Comment