101 Uses for a John Howard

We all knew when this started that there were going to be a few things going up the clacker. Since I’ve already played the glove puppet card, I might as well get the finger puppet out of the way as well.

Once you’ve exhausted the joys of being Minister for Immigration Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, slip on the John Howard finger puppet and pretend to be Minister for Defence George W. Bush. You’ll notice our puppet looks a little happier than in his previous incarnation on SBY’s forearm - probably due to the fact that this is a more natural fit.

While you’re up there (so to speak), be careful you don’t accidentally mistake an enlarged prostate for a WMD. A pre-emptive surgical strike on the nether regions could result in some very nasty collateral damage.