101 Uses for a John Howard

He’s been a pain in the arse to slightly fewer than 50% of Australians for a long, long time. To prove that he governs for all Australians and not just for the silent majority (silent mainly due to the fact that they don’t shout AAAAGH! every time they sit down) this is his chance to make you relaxed and comfortable, no matter how hard your chair.

Coming in quality rayon or a crimplene floral print for the ladies, some may like to drape a doily over the top for the full rectal-cushioning experience. Stop your whining and start sitting comfortably. You know you want to.