There’s nothing better than getting relaxed and comfortable in front of the wide-screen plasma television, slumped in the Chesterfield with your feet up on an accommodating pouffe. And yes, John Howard is the perfect size to help you realise the Australian Battler’s Dream, with the bushiest pair of eyebrows you could ever want for keeping your tootsies warm.
Sure, rather than calling John a pouffe, some might want to go for the more politically correct “footstool”, but that’s one of George Bush’s favorite pet names for him, and we should respect their privacy. Anyway, just because it sounds like “poof” is no reason to get all homophobic, John Howard is all for gay people. As long as they understand their place in this country as second class citizens and don’t destroy the institution of marriage by… er… declaring their love for each other and getting married. Because that would ruin it for everybody…. somehow… look, go ask your father… no, the other one.
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Oh yes. And that’s GW Bush’s hairy legs
Posted 27 Jun 2006 at 12:24 pm ¶there too.
You are absolutely unfair and are discriminating half of the worlds population! There is nothing wrong with homosexuals having a relationship and they should have the same rights as everyone else! When the Australian government fought for equality - they should have tuned in to the disadvantage that lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex people are suffering from because you sorry and sad indeviduals cant see the bigger picture. You cant stand them most likely because you at one point felt something for someone of the same sex and suffered for it by friends or family members having too conservative views and beliefs. So just because you dont like them, dont say Howard is not homophobic because he clearly is with half the crap that comes out of his mouth attacking same-sex couples and the rights they should be allowed to have access to as well. And by the sounds of it, your a homophobe too - so i hope you have a lousy and miserable life and suffer the death that you most fear…
Posted 23 Aug 2006 at 5:51 pm ¶Some scientists say that the inability to detect irony is genetically predetermined, but I consider it to be a lifestyle choice.
Posted 23 Aug 2006 at 9:20 pm ¶oh for fuck sake.
Posted 23 Aug 2006 at 10:05 pm ¶There’s a difference between irony and sarcasm.
Fiona obviously detects irony. That’s sarcasm.
“Fiona” is celtic for “fair”. That’s irony.
Posted 24 Aug 2006 at 6:54 am ¶duh, Fiona, are you 12 years old or a dumb thickie or what?
Posted 24 Aug 2006 at 8:25 am ¶do you take everything at face value?
the cartoonist is making a joke.
geddit?
next time think before you write!
Yeah, Fiona. Duh.
Posted 26 Aug 2006 at 12:57 am ¶Yeah, Fiona.
Posted 30 Aug 2006 at 11:50 pm ¶What they said.
Posted 18 Oct 2006 at 12:18 pm ¶Hey Fiona, Don’t hold back there girl. We now know which one wears the strap-on in your relationship.
Which would actually make you an equal to Johnny as he wears one in his relationship and has a love of women too.
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