The Australian media is divided into two types of people: those who would like to strike John Howard firmly with a lump of wood and those who would like to rub him vigorously against their groin. This is mirrored somewhat by the entire population, so here’s a use that’s a win-win.
The Prime Minister’s love for the flannelled game is legendary, so much so that he is the only person known to receive a restraining order barring him from sending SMS messages to Shane Warne. Let’s face it, there’s nothing the PM would love more than to have Shane wrap his strong, horny, callused fingers around him and be given a big tweak. The shiny red leather covering would be merely icing on the cake.
But ..but but that’s bring thegame intodisrepute quicker than a dodgy team of temper-tantrum throwing ball-tamperers!
I don’t like cricket – I love it!
I don’t like Howard – I loathe the vile turd!
Not the best combo. OTOH, using him as an ice hockey puck where the blood shows up well and the sticks are curved, sharp and brutal – now we’re talking!