#1: Public convenience

Urinal Johnny

Kids overboard, never-ever GST, non-core promises - he’s been taking the piss for over a decade. The Australian people could pay no more fitting tribute to our beloved PM than to fill his Golden Years with golden showers. Anyway, most conservative politicians would pay good money for this sort of thing.

Comments 10

  1. Uncle Harvey wrote:

    howard could be used as a teapot

    Posted 22 May 2006 at 10:36 am
  2. Jason Chatfield wrote:

    It could be worse… instead of taking the piss he could be full of shit.

    Posted 06 Jun 2006 at 11:21 pm
  3. Matt Glover wrote:

    I’d just be scared of what he would do with his tongue while I was taking a leak…

    Posted 08 Jun 2006 at 6:02 pm
  4. jazza wrote:

    This is the funniest thing vie seen in a while keep it up mate

    Posted 28 Jun 2006 at 2:15 pm
  5. John Howard wrote:

    Check out my webpage -
    http://www.102useforakimbeasley.com

    I thought of this first.

    Posted 29 Jun 2006 at 2:34 am
  6. radical leftie wrote:

    this is just the sort of thing, and more, that I’d like to do to the vile b*stard.

    Posted 24 Aug 2006 at 12:53 pm
  7. Devo Raine wrote:

    I second that Radical Leftie. I’d like to rip that little turds head off and shit down his neck. Urinal is too good for that pathetic excuse for a human. Great site.

    Posted 07 Sep 2006 at 2:55 am
  8. Annette wrote:

    Great project. What about a John Howard Voodoo Doll or a John Howard pimple on the arse of humankind? Both valid uses I think.

    Posted 04 Nov 2006 at 4:48 pm
  9. john hughes wrote:

    there should be a noose around his head for when u flush other than that well done i have personally got a few laughs out of this

    Posted 04 Feb 2007 at 1:26 pm
  10. Bert wrote:

    Matt Glover wrote:

    I’d just be scared of what he would do with his tongue while I was taking a leak…

    Posted 08 Jun 2006 at 6:02 pm ¶

    Dont worry Matt ..Unless you are christian (specially exclusive) he doesnt give blow jobs .

    Posted 05 Nov 2007 at 9:26 am

Trackbacks & Pingbacks 2

  1. From #92: Elect vessel at 101 Uses for a John Howard on 05 Nov 2007 at 6:16 am

    [...] Luckily for John Howard, God’s given him the nod to be if not the Elect Vessel, at least the Elected Vessel of Australia’s Satan-raddled democracy. While the Vessel itself may indeed strongly resemble and smell like a urine sample jar, God assures us that He is in no way taking the piss, and that he has booked us an Exclusive Booth in the deepest pit of Hell with a great view of the lava lake for suggesting otherwise all the way back in Use Number 1. [...]

  2. From 101 Uses For A John Howard #92; Elect Vessel « Archies Archive on 14 Nov 2007 at 9:07 am

    [...] Luckily for John Howard, God’s given him the nod to be if not the Elect Vessel, at least the Elected Vessel of Australia’s Satan-raddled democracy. While the Vessel itself may indeed strongly resemble and smell like a urine sample jar, God assures us that He is in no way taking the piss, and that he has booked us an Exclusive Booth in the deepest pit of Hell with a great view of the lava lake for suggesting otherwise all the way back in Use Number 1. [...]

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